Deadpool stared at William. "You look like a Thomas. Interesting. Well anyhoolze Willmas, I'm wearing a n image transducer to look like this mug here and I need to switch back to my "real" self. Ready to be grossed out kid?"
Wade pressed a button and his face flicked to his cancerous exterior. The room went suddenly quiet.
"Hey, I'm not that ugly... " He chirped as he took off the collar that allowed him to look normal. "Weasel- my techno buddy- said that the original data was still in there, I just had to do.... something."