House quirked a brow. Not so much by the chlorophyll comment as by her foot lingering itself between his legs. That was a little forward, wasn't it?
"I haven't even gotten to my Kryptonite jokes."
And then there were leaves.
Well, not so much leaves as vines. Vines with some leaves. He'd seen something like this before on a trip once. Where was that again? Right. Somewhere in the British isles. Or something. Or maybe he was hallucinating that memory like he was hallucinating this rendezvous.
He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of loose Vicodin pills, which he subsequently popped into his mouth. To clear his mind. Naturally.
"So ... I'm guessing I shouldn't have dropped acid while watching the X-Men movies?"