"Right. And last week I was crowned the King of Sheba and I freed all the slaves in the third world. Well, there could be worse places to be stuck. Like Montana or Utah. Or Oregon. I hate the Oregon argument, don't you? Whether it's Or-gone or Or-eh-gone. We could just combine it with a nearby state and change it to New Ari-tah-fornia."
House ignored her look. He'd received looks like that before. On many occasions, actually. And he would surely receive more of them in the future. And as long as he treated other people like idiots, he would continue to get them. So he learned not to notice them.
"But I'll be sure to carry out a string of garlic or something if it'll make you feel better."