"Well, the tie is neither warm nor cuddly, so what's your excuse, eh?" he teased, resisting the urge to give it a tug. "Vampire dust might become the new cool drug in town, eh? How bizarre would that be? Mind you, we could make a bundle!" he suggested; stuck in one place for so long was going to turn him into a drug dealer as well as a pimp, great!
"Oh, and I am so not going to correct them! Humans are so funny with their dirty little assumptions!" he giggled, before giving out a frightened squeal as she lunged at him with a mask. "Ah! Can't breathe!" he said dramatically. "Handcuffs, biting, and now you're practically gagging me? This is turning into quite a night!" he mocked.