Who: Princess Mia and Deadpool Where: Somewhere Smelly When: April 4, after Mia texts Wade What: Mia's been kidnapped by demons, and Wade is going to save her Status: Incomplete Rating: PG-13? Might go higher?
Just as Mia had sent her second text message, she felt the cell phone ripped from her hands.
"Where did you get this?!" the ugly creature who was now in front of her face demanded.
Mia winced, his breath was awful. This whole ordeal was awful, and she had no idea how long she had been here. All she knew is that she had woken up one day sleeping on a pile of rags in an extremely smelly room, and there were demons there talking about holding her for ransom.
The cell phone had happened to be dropped by one of them, which was either very lucky, or not so lucky for Mia.
"You, you, dropped it," Mia squeaked.
"Liessss," one of the demons hissed. "The princess liesss."
"Quiet Nikabrik!" hissed the other demon. "We searched 'er before we brought 'er 'ere, she 'ad no cell phone." This demon who was clearly the leader glared at the rest of his crew. "'ho was foolish enough to leave 'is cell phone around?!"
Suddenly the demon leader grabbed Mia by the throat. "'ho did you text princess?!"
"No...no...no one!" Mia coughed.
"A likely story!" Nikabrik snarled.
"Quiet Nikabrik!" the demon leader snarled right back.
Mia's eyes darted around the room, and she began to squirm She was going to die wasn't she? Or worse. What if this was going to be like one of those fairy stories? Where the demon would force her to marry him so he could become king of Genovia?
The demon leader leaned close into Mia's face again so she had no choice but to look at him.
"Stop yer squirmin'. You've been ours for a long time princess, and no one 'as saved you."
With good reason, the demons had used a very simple but effective spell to make the guards think Mia was ill and could not be seen.
"Why would anyone save you now, eh?"
Mia felt her stomach drop, and the demon began to cackle.