So I don't know who thought it'd be a brilliant idea to kidnap me and I frankly don't give a crap who you think you are either. Just send me back, right freaking now. Seriously. I'm not asking, I'm definitely not begging, and if you think I'm going to just 'comply' you're absolutely certifiable.
So just send me back and hey! Maybe I won't have my Champion beat you to death with your own arms! See? Win/win for everyone, here.