Justin shook his head, as always amazed at how a bloke who could skillfully handle bad guys on a regular basis could be so clueless when it came to women.
"One, because you're a good-looking bloke, two, because she's as big of a slut as I am, and three, because she's been dying to shag a wizard for ages now."
He tsked affectionately as they re-entered the dining room. "Ernie, luv, have I taught you nothing?"
"Oh, I bet you've taught him a thing or two, brother dear," Sarah teased from her seat, giving them a wink for good measure.