"Do you hear that sound right now?" Lee asked, looking for all intents and purposes completely serious, though anything he might've said next absolutely gave him away. "That is the sound of my heart... slowly breaking into a billion itty bitty pieces. How you've deceived me so."
Lee smirked then. "Maybe I wouldn't be so shocked if you didn't spurn my advances and reject my undying love. See? Heart breaker." He took a sip of his beer then. "Agatha Bole. Know her?"