"All right, be pissed. Not like that's any different from you any other day."
He made a face when he saw a woman sit down at the other end of the aisle. What disturbed him was her hat, some sort of black and white concoction that looked like a bag of dominos had exploded all over her head.
"What is it with women and hats, anyway? No matter how many I've talked to, I still don't understand it."