"What the hell are you doing here, Smith?" Nothing to tarnish a good night of getting pissed like the appearance of someone who needed a kick in the face. "Don't you have mates you can drink with or something? Oh. Wait."
She smirked, tipped back a swallow of her nice, strong drink. Though it probably wasn't strong enough to deal with this clown.
"How stupid of me to assume you have mates to begin with."