"All of you are killing me, you know that?" Justin popped in with a wince, which was partly for show - he was making an attempt.
"I don't think I've eaten squash since first year. I overheard Filch telling someone they were grown using hippogriff dung, or some such thing, and I didn't quite know what a hippogriff was yet, so I was terrified of eating the stuff."
He paused, the memory bringing to mind yet another. "Should've been my first lesson in not believing what Filch said, but no. Remember-" He stopped, wondering if he should go on... but Seamus had said they would drink, eat, and tell stories. And this was his.
"Remember when the snake came after me? I swear I nearly wet myself thinking Harry was controlling the thing. Filch had told me he was the Heir of Slytherin, after all." After all this time, he was certainly able to laugh at the story, and he managed a small one.