WEASLEY, ron b. (pigwidgeoned) wrote in pandoracrack, @ 2012-01-28 03:51:00 |
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Entry tags: | random stuff |
Ron approves of this video. He says that it thoroughly describes him and his character and brains. His bit starts around 2:20.
Also, he made me type all of it up for him.
As the three trapse through the dark hallways of hell, they come upon a challenge fit for only a Bear. Giant sculptural figures stand in lines of two opposing one another. This can only mean one thing: it is the famous chessboard of Ragnarok. The Bear enters out onto the board like a World Series winner going for one more world series win. The board is illuminated then by magical florescence. The deal is this: Harry and the gang cannot pass without winning this game. It is a raw deal in red heat; if you lose, you die.
Soon, it is apparent who should take charge of this part of the challenge. Ronny the Bear begins to dictate how the next couple of moves will happen. "I will take charge and make all of the moves. You guys keep your mouths shut and try not to get in my way. You act as a Bishop, Harry, and you, you act as... well, I guess a Rook." Harmony farts a nervous fart, but no one cares. Every one of Ronny the Bear's atoms are focusing on the task at hand. Imagine god creating, and then you would have a beginning of understanding of the Bear's massive cerebral cortex at work. This invisible opponent must have invisibly shat himself after Ronny's first move knowing the challenge he was about to face. Every battle the earth has witnessed looks like a three stooges scene compared to this match. Patton, MacArthur, Custard, and Charlemagne look on as astonished ghosts stuffing their mouths with popcorn and juju beans. The game goes on like Napoleon on ice, the perfect mix of speed and precision; the pieces explode and crumble and move into position by the will of one - One Ron Weasel: aka Ronny the Bear. There are struggles and losses and pursuits and beheadings - all of the pieces crumble, all of the pieces turn dastardly, but nothing happens that is not the consent of the Bear.