Tweak says, "That's Kinda Weird"
--Declan.
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What's, like, a romantic way of asking someone to a Valentine's Day dance? It should be more romantic than the other times I asked, right? Because it's a romantic holiday?
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Are you kidding me right now?
...No?
Do you want generic romantic or some dumb shit you'd do to seem romantic?
I think she'd probably appreciate some dumb shit I'd do to seem romantic more.
Go piss "Would you go to the ball with me?" in the snow outside.I'm taking the mickey. Don't do that. She's got that, uh, first aid kit she mostly uses on you, doesn't she? Why don't you pretend to have a papercut or something and ask her for a band aid and then she can open the first aid kit and you can hide some flowers and a card asking her to be your date on it inside?
Have I told you that I love you yet today?
One of these days, you're going to have to learn to maneuver your way around a relationship without me.
I'll be fine once I'm actually in a relationship. Probably. Are you going to the ball?
Probably. Briony got a date, though, so I'm going to have to find a different one.
Ugh. I hate that Thruston kid. Why don't you ask that guy you went with to Hogsmeade? Hopkins, right?
What's wrong with him? He was a perfect gentleman to her. It, um, might be awkward if I took Chandler.
He was a little bitch to me on one of my entries. Don't worry, I'm not going to do anything to him. Briony isn't one of my actual sisters so she has the option to stop loving me if I mess up her love life. Why would it be awkward?
She won't stop loving me if I mess up her love life. Thruston's now officially on my shit list.I'm not telling you. Last time I told you anything about me and boys, you ruined my hole life.
I didn't ruin your whole life. I ruined, like, maybe a month of it. Tops. Come on. I promise not to talk to, go near, or injure Hopkins. Tell me.
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