"Oh, so you're the bad kind of freaky? Nah, you get the best of both worlds. You feel like girls, you get a girl; if you like guys, you get a guy. Sure, it's not best for commitment, but who cares? And yea, I like the rough shit, more than you might know... got a lot of pent up ... shit in here you know?"
He then laughed, "Yea, her. And no, well... I was off duty, caught her stealing a purse, and one thing lead to another, now she's my sorta/kinda roommate."