"I'm... actually not the tomboy twin, which is a little pathetic, given that I'm the guy." Kyle exhaled through his nose, but stopped himself just shy of a snicker. "I just hate this. I need a good kick in the rear and a lot of advice before every purchase. Some days I swear I need a handler. My thanks to you and Oliver - Bruce is, uh. Helpful. In some ways. But his aesthetics aren't really me."
For one, although Kyle came from a wealthy family? He couldn't in good conscience drop a grand on a wristwatch. He didn't need 'cover' and there were better uses for the money.
"...I'm realizing that I don't know where the shoes are in this building. Men's department, but from there I have no idea."