"Heeeyyy Roz, it's your big brother! You should really start learning how to answer your phone the first time someone calls, you know, in case it's something important. But now you really can't be pissed at me and try to kill me when you get this, 'cos I did try to reach you, you're just a jerk and ignored my call or something. Please don't kill me? ... Just wanted to let you know that I'm in jail. Uh, but I'm fine? I can't tell you much else, just know that I'm alright and I'll try to call you again soon if they'll let me. I have no idea how long I'll be in here. Love you, Roz." -clicks-