roz reed ٭ buttercup (you_can_die_too) wrote in ourtruecomms, @ 2010-02-15 02:21:00 |
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Entry tags: | david roberts, rosalind reed |
Who: Roz Reed and David Roberts.
What: Defeating the purpose of Valentine's Day.
When: The night of the 14th.
Where: Over the phone.
-ring ring irritating ring-
"Yeah?"
"Oh good, you are still alive."
"Any reason why I wouldn't be?"
"It's just been so long since I, you know, saw you or talked to you."
-scoffs- "Maybe I was just giving you space so you could orchestrate your 'groupie scandal'."
-pause- "Now now, you know you wouldn't get in the way of that."
"So nice to know you wouldn't even bother to try to keep that from me."
"So you're still alive, but your sense of humor has gone missing..."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Let me fix that for you. Hahah."
"Oh yeah, much better, thanks."
-sighs- "What do you want, David?"
"Would this be a bad time to say I called to say happy Valentine's day?"
"Right. I guess that was today."
"That's what the consumer-culture machine says, anyway."
"Mmmm."
"Yeah, alright. What exactly is your problem?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Sure. So the ice queen routine is just a fun change?"
"Ice queen? That's flattering."
"And true, too."
"God, you are suck a dick."
"That's flattering."
"Yet so true."
"Whatever. By the way, we're starting recording sessions this week, so I'm not going to be around much. You know, if you care."
"Should I care? Not like it'll be much of a fucking change."
"Good. Fine."
"It's so nice to know that you care so much."
"You can't hear the deep concern in my voice?"
"Is that what that is? Cause it sounds more like bullshit to me."
"Observant as ever, princess."
"Don't call me that, you condescending jackass."
"Apologies, your highness. It just fits so well."
"Seriously? Did you call just to fucking fight with me, or is that a side benefit?"
"You know what? I don't even know why the fuck I called. This was obviously a waste of time."
"Obviously. Why don't you just go back to playing rock star, and stop wasting your time."
"I will."
-laughs- "You know what, David? Don't bother to call again. I'm done with your shit."
"You're done? Forget it. I'm done. Screw you."
-click-