(OOC: Okay, you got me. I'm dead. Out forever, byyyyyyyeeeee! That's... that's glorious.)
"Wait, who's Jesus and who is he saving me from?" There was a note of genuine alarm in his voice. Surely there wasn't another, bigger kelpie in the water? After all, what else would he have to be worried about.
Ashva peered back down into the water with deep concern. Nope. He was still the scariest thing in it, as far as he knew.... right?
He looked back up at Barnaby. "If I give this back will he leave me alone?" he asked, offering the golf ball, utterly confused.