my first kiss was with a girl whose mom i would later name my dog after. not even as an insult, i liked the girl AND her mom. platonically, that is.
my worst kiss... any since that first one with a girl. which isn't because they were bad kissers in themselves, and i'm not repulsed by women or anything, i just wasn't into those kisses. i've been pretty lucky in that i've never had an objectively terrible kiss on its own merits. there's still time though, i probably just jinxed my kissing future.
the best television kiss... i'm not sure. i saw a rerun of gilmore girls the other day where rory and jess had a pretty cute one, but i couldn't tell you the context or anything, i've only seen random one off episodes of that show.
BAD BREATH.
no!
yes. that is how i feel about tongue. but sparingly. no washing machine tongue, please and thank you.