Johnny
I once was at a bar and asked the bartender when she was due and she wasn't even pregnant. In my defense she had a glow to her. Now that I think about it, it may have been from the neon lights. When I was 7 I yelled "CUNT!" out of the car window in the grocery store parking lot at some poor woman who was loading her groceries into her vehicle. I didn't know what it meant but my mom was mortified.