your dad sounds really cool. my parents had a pattern, too. sidney, simon, silas, sigmund. andromeda is a beautiful name, more people should be willing to take the mouthful. andi's cute, though. but i work with an andy that I hate, so i'm gonna need you to make up for it, alright?
i'll make sure not to give you any glass to hold onto. your story is all full of holes, but i'm gonna let it slide cause your dad is so cool. you've thought about this, which is both concerning and impressive. are they the same people you'd call in the middle of the night if you had a body to bury? hell yeah, i'm not going to miss an adventure like that. only if it can be a children's book like thidwick the big-hearted moose... except with a giraffe.