My dad is a space nerd. There's Cassiopeia, Andromeda (me), and Orion. Aka Cassie, Andi, and Rion, when we can't to sound like normal people. I actually like Andromeda, but it's a mouthful and people usually prefer Andi.
I am indeed mad clumsy. I have suffered innumerable trips and falls. As for NASA, I don't know anyone there which is just another hole in that plan! I bet you could do a pine tree--skinny at the top wider as you go down. Probably not shoes, the pine covering would have to go down to cover its little feet. As for partners in crime, I probably have a few people who would help. They'd roll their eyes at me for stealing a giraffe and hiding it as a pine tree, but they wouldn't let me down. Would you like to be part of the team if I ever get my long legged friend? I fee like it could make a good children's book or movie.