TO: Aaron Thatcher [0095@secure.wyvern.133.org] FROM: Little Sister [ls@secure.wyvern.133.org] SUBJECT: Marching Orders
Mission Set: 160715
I have this trainee who is, like, screaming his brains out about a scorpion because somebody thought it would be cute to dose him full of hallucinogens to see how he holds up. Aren't you glad you're not here?
Anyway, because that's been my day and there isn't enough tea in the world for this, you get to hand out the attached mission assignments.
Mostly because if I get lip, I am gonna Skype-yell the crap out of someone. Do you believe these jokers? The kid is like twelve. Ugh.
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Natalia Belinskaya LITTLE SISTER Trondheim Office
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