Aulendil (aulendil) wrote in opus_two_ooc, @ 2011-01-23 19:50:00 |
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WHAT'S THIS I DON'T EVEN.
A comment on Cracked article my mun found:
orcs and uruk-hai were bred well after Sauron committed possibly his biggest no-no, which was corrupting Ar-Pharazon, King of Numenor, and essentially convincing his master, Melkor, to convince the Valar to completely lay waste to the island of Numenor, Atlantis-style. of course, Sauron (who at the time was in the form of a handsome wizard/blacksmith) didnt quite survive this as he was suspected of corruption and thrown back in jail (he was already in jail on Numenor once for "accidentally" being on Melkor's side, while in actuality he was Melkor's high lieutenant, and was captured after the defeat of Morgoth in the beginning of The War of Wrath). anyway, orcs bred and mutilated, uruk-hai bred from orcs and Southrons or Easterlings. and no, i'm not a nerd. i just read alot. OH NO! READ?!?!?! NOOOOOOO?!?!?!?!?
Apart from the other inaccuracies and grammar abuse here, was playing you for a sap really my biggest no-no? I would have thought making the rings of power and then sticking a broom handle up your arse would have been up there.