*opens his eyes and frowns at your nose-flicking, you Nose-Flicker* A dare-devil, huh. *gives your side a quick squeeze as warning*
*snuggles his head into your neck, partially to protect his nose and partially to convince you that sleep is the answer* You have a very strange idea of what a vacation is, and there are no landmarks here that I am falling over myself to see, and I don't hike, and I out-rank you. So there.