*remains at sharp attention* *only understood about every third word of that... Babelfish'd schpiel*
Cop O'Feel, Personal Bodygrope of the Royal Ladies
*blinks* *understands that perfectly well*
Sir, I assure you, my intentions and behavior toward the Lady have been entirely honorable if not completely professional?. My name is Erestor, and I am in service to the House of the Fountain, under Ecthelion.