*restrains his fists himself only with very, very, very great effort* *never mind the vein popping out on his forehead*
*in commanding tones that suggest he is not amused by your impertinence (or wouldn't be if he knew that word were a bit more snobbish)* And I am going to have to ask you, intercoursing illegitimate son of a female dog sir, to unhand my lady wife.