*oilily* Oh, dear me. My enthusiastic Lady Swallow.er. I can tattle see to it that you're written up for this sort of unprofessional behavior.
*folds his arms across his chest and lowers his voice to a conspiratorial whisper* Besides! You pretty much fucked over your whole hand when you pulled a gun on me! But you're used to that, yeah? Not so much outsider penetration around here. Am I right or am I right?