*is used to your ogling by now* *finds the notion of you jerking off to thoughts of her current body so fucking funny, really!* (*just don't let her catch you with pictures, or she'll rip it off at the root!*)
*affects blank surprise at your tone* What? That is what I said. Maybe not in so many words, but I was getting to it. *strokes her hand lovingly over the rifle* As far as men having needs, I think this is about it, right here. Really big firepower. --Oh, and the occasional rack-shot, too. *looks down her own shirt and shrugs exaggeratedly at you* Would you believe me if I told you it never gets old, seeing 'em every day?
new song
*stifles a pitying and/or skeptical look in favor of a slight brow-raise* Oh yeah? *teasingly (but not really)* This isn't like your last "new" song, is it? Where you just took the Pringles jingle and reversed the note order on the chorus or something?