*continues idly strumming for a bit longer (it really is calming. for him.)*
require your professional opinion
*verrrry slowly drags his gaze up to your face (by way of your chest)* *flatly* Do you now. You could simply have said "I'm planning an event and I require the requisite permit(s)". You'd be redundant and you might have some trouble articulating parentheses but there's a chance I might respect you a bit more for it. Well. Someone might respect you, anyway. As soon as you quit flashing every bloke in town with that piece of yours. Men have needs, you know.
*see how big a hole that cock extender of yours blows in impenetrable walls of red tape, boy-y girl*
*smiles rather mildly as he plays* *as though it logically follows your request* I thought up a new song on my way over here. Would you like to hear it?