*aw, you're afraid of a little ol' woman with a little ol' gun?* *eeeexcellent*
*takes her time checking over the weapon, practically slobberingcooing molesting it in her attention to detail* *is not unaware of the phallic symoblism (snort!), but doesn't particularly care (it's so long and smooth and shiny and lethal as all fuck)*
*restrains the urge to roll her eyes at your amateur plucking/muttering*
*suddenly, as though it's just occurred to her* Oh! By the way, thanks for stopping in and providing me with SUCH entertainment. Arts & Gaming mogul that you unfortunately are, I unfortunately require your professional opinion on something.