*presses speed-dial* Hiiiii, Gil-galad. Are you back in town? Please say you're back in town 'cause we are partying tonight. If you can bear to be seen out with your old great-aunt and your aunt. *beams* Uh-huh. Where? Oh, top floor of the Adminstrative Buildings. BYOB. And friends. Bring your friends but only if they're hot? Totally! Okay, okay, I will. Byeee!
*turns to you* He says congrats. He got your text. He is so cute. Why do we have to be related to him?