*facepalms* No. Consider investing in a map because you're not even in the right neighborhood.
*clears some piles from a chair, eventually satisfying herself that nothing left on it is likely to put her in the ER*
*sits on it and clasps her hands in her lap* Now. Go put your hearing aids in. *waits impatiently for you to find themremember how they work oblige* The first thing you have to learn is how to listen to people when they talk to you.