Because what I really need right now are more crazy relatives.
*squeezes his eyes shut for a split second before plastering on a neutral expression and turning around*
*trudges over, unable to help acting unusually sullen* I, ah, don't really know anything about extramarital affairs, sorry. *promptly, in the hopes of minimizing his exposure* Have you seen Arien? She's staying here. *looks at you in confusion* Why are you staying here? Írissë's redecorated all the guest quarters and I'd mapped out my walking route and everything.