*won't mention that that bribe would buy him every stuffed animal on the shelf in any sane market*
*laughs* Think you can carry it all the way home? It's bigger than you. *ducks his head and lifts you off his shoulders, setting you on your feet again*
*acquires one gorilla (in some color not found in nature) and hands it to you carefully* *bites his lip* I want funnel cake.