*ruffles your hair, laughing* I'm not going to enable you. You do spectacular detective work on your own. Apply it to a good cause sometime, maybe.
*smiles sappily* Anniversary was perfect good, yeah. He got me a flute. Talk about enabling.
*downs some more coffee before he notices how your expression's changed (and how the blood has drained from your face)* What? *nods at the paper* What is it?