*narrows her eyes* Eru, you get them young, don't you? Indoctrinate them in the ways of the Fountain. Tell them that it's just a flute lesson and they can quit any time they like and next thing, they're slaving away, catering to your every whim.
But the new Doriathrin ambassador has
*!!!* *idly flicking through the paper* Oh my god. Tell me everything, Ehtello. *looks at you very, very seriously* I'm asking you this in your capacity as my big gay brother ... is he hot?