*snorts* Oh, so this was some sort of professional assessment? I see. Should I put out a memo to alert staffers below a certain height that they might suddenly be set upon by our gargantuan boss?
*perches on the counter and nods* It was nice, though it was really cold. Mom and Dad were in good form. I think they like the quiet life by the sea. *with some amusement* I wonder if they used to be Teleri, or something.
Did you know they don't even really put saltwater in this stuff?
*stares at you* Get out. You gonna tell me the tooth fairy's not real next?