*does let out an unholy shriek though would have tried to reign it in if she'd known that was your desired effect* *spins around and jabs you in the shoulder area (it requires a bit of a reach)* Don't do that! D'you want to give your sister a heart attack before you get the present that I don't think you deserve anymore??
*gives you a hug, all the same* You look hmmm... *tilts her head to the side* ... about the same weight and not any more tired than usual. Am I to understand that my absence wasn't a major inconvenience?