*rather impressed* Giant spiders? The king has you working hard for your money. How terribly exciting.
*tugs lightly on the edge of your cuff, straightening it or perhaps just toying with you* If you'd watched a few of my scenes, maybe you'd know. Then again, I might be convinced to offer up some spontaneous proof. You know, for science. In return for, say, a self-defense lesson. You never know where a spider will turn up, isn't that right?