*watches with interest as you empty your drink almost as quickly as it was filled (you have had a day of it)* Caves aren't as bad as all that. Nargothrond was a sight to behold, back in the day, although I may be a bit biased.
What else is in your contract?
Oh, the usual. *ticking points off on her fingers* No episodes with fewer than ten lines, unless I'm ill. No four a.m. makeup calls. I'm entitled to a stunt arse for bikini shots. *flutters her eyelashes at you* Not that I use one.