*his smile as innocent as they come* Oh, I'm just interested. *elaborately turns out his pockets* Utterly broke of course, otherwise I'd be first in line to buy something for that special someone in my life who doesn't exist but, like, whatever-
*glances at the clock over the cash register* Oh, my, is that the time? I have to rush! People to be, places to see, you know how it is!