We've been married for almost a year. Did you know?
*deadpans* No idea whatsoever. None. In fact I think you must have the date entirely wrong. You should probably double-check that.
*gulps the rest of his coffee and gets to his feet, smoothing an errant wrinkle in his shirt (the better to flex his biceps defiantly)* Noon, and we'll see about the cupcake. Skinny. Honestly. *teasingly* You might think about putting a shirt on before you go downstairs. Nobody else deserves that view. Interpret as you like.