*lightly catches your finger between his teeth, grinning fiendishly* You make sure you get out of work on time or I'll have to come to work to get you. *tilts his head to the side and looks at you for a long moment* We've been married for almost a year. Did you know?
I'll eat the cupcake...
Woah, now. Let's not be hasty. It wouldn't be fair to hold this whole nastiness against the cupcake. I think it's the innocent party here. Noon, you said, right?