*Clasps his hands together as though he's willing, pleading with you to stay calm.*
For once, I don't want to get into a debate on theology with you. Just try to accept that there is something very strange going on, and Ainur-intervention is the best, no, the only explanation you have to work with right now.
Have you had an experience like this before?
Yes. I knew things would happen before they did. One, in particular, I didn't live to see but the history books proved me right.
Tell me you didn't pull up my records just to... convince me.
*Looks aghast* Oh please. I'm not going to dignify that.