*with a wide smile* I'll make sure you enjoy it or Watson will have some serious questions to answer. *lowers his voice* Seriously, when you go into the bathroom, everything is lined up with, like, geometric precision. He's fucking scarily obsessive.
*slides along the couch towards you and pulls you into his arms, resting his head on top of your head* So, we can take it easy for the rest of the day. Watch some TV. I recorded a few of the shows you liked just in case they ring any bells. If not, there's a game starting in a couple of hours that I'm sure you'll enjoy watching.