*uses her elbow to give you a right proper dig* You are so full of shit, d'you know that?
*can't actually quite see over all the junk food and is already bristling at your name for her before she smiles (yes, smiles)* Pretty sure you never said you were charming either, right?
*manages, somehow, to wend her way through your rooms to your bedroom* *dumps everything onto your bed and then sits, cross-legged, on your pillows and proceeds to root through all the food, looking for her favourites* *plucks out a bag of jelly beans and opens it* Payment. For putting up with your shit.