*Cannot stop giggling.* Sex Tips for Girls From Beyond the Grave? This is too surreal.
Look, I know this is awkward but try not to let it get to you? Everyone has skeletons in their closet, especially rehousings. You'll adjust. You could try talking to him about it? Get it out in the open? Or you could try dating, get your mind off him. And sordid stable-sex. What about that guy you were at the festival with?