Oh, yeah. *nodding enthusiastically* Ashley's been a regular for as long as anybody can remember, even the grandmas. Everybody knows him.
You're all hobbits
*can't help chuckling at your reaction* *helpfully* It's only obvious in hindsight. I mean, Dorthonion's hick country, everybody's into family and food up there anyway.
*slides off the couch and hunkers down at your knees, pulling your hand from your face* *smiles up at you* Hey. You're not getting all weird on me, are you?