*actually does smile at that and it is not an unkind smile*
*rather (uncharacteristically) gently* Glorfindel, the very fact that you accept that what you say sounds a little ... far-fetched? Well, it leads me to believe that you're rather more rooted in reality than most of our inpatients. I don't need to admit you. I will need you to come back next week, though, to check in. We might need to review your meds, of course, and if there are any sightings of this Maia, I'll want you to let me know.